My so called sekrit life.

Many moons ago I used to go out. No kidding. I actually went to places that served alcohol, played loud music and provided much entertainment and amusement to my exuberant and youthful brain. I loved to mingle out amongst the hordes of humanity.

Now? Well, not so much. Kids, age, work and reality have greatly curtailed my night life. Now, I only get a chance to go out like once a year and I call it RWA. Heh.

Anyway, once upon a time I would go out and enjoy a margarita. I still love 'em. Classic lime - rocks or blended. Lip smackin' good. Although these days I pretty much stick to my GTs, I still like to reminisce about my margarita days. Yesterday, a friend with whom I've shared more than one margarita, sent the following important health information to me. As a public service to all the women of the world who do, or have, enjoyed a margarita I felt obligated to share this information.

Important Health Issue for Women

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered a resounding "YES!" to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.

Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a carefully managed regimen and dosage you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past.

You will discover talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas.

However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try Margaritas.

Side effects may include:
dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lust, vision impairment (objects may be less handsome than they appear), loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, possible attraction to the same sex, and table dancing.

Beastie Boys & Hot Weather

I've always liked this song. The video is a bit dated, but fun. Anyway, I had to go to the DMV this morning. Yes, that's right the beloved Department of Motor Vehicles. Since Beanie had recently been in my car his radio station was on. Before I knew it I was grinning and bobbing my head driving down the street. Put me in the right mood for DMV. I was on a sunshine and par-tay high. Believe it or not with my early morning appointment I was in and out of there in...are you ready...10 MINUTES!! That's never happened before. Play the song. Maybe it will bring you some good karma.