Me: Babe? C'mere a minute.
Turn around. Waits. Goes to entrance of store where GG is standing.
Me: Honey, I need you to come in here and smell this and tell me if you like it.
GG: *pained deer in the headlights look* Just buy what you like.
Me: I want you to like it too. Don't you like it when I smell good?
GG: (a wise man married for almost 30 years) You always smell good.
Me: Reeeeeeeallly? Can you smell me right now?
GG: *leans in for a sniff* Yep.
Me: Okay, what do you smell?
GG: What do you mean what do I smell? I smell you...
Me: What's the scent, the frangrance...
GG: *smiles* Delectable.
Smart man, who did come inside the store and help me pick out some stuff.